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If the Stitch I don’t stop when Denny’s I’m tired I stop when I’m done shirt also I will do this news of Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner’s apparent relationship hasn’t reached you yet, let me accept the dubious honor of confirming it: the two were recently spotted on horseback at Southern California’s Hidden Hills Equestrian Center, which is pretty damning evidence that the two are, in fact, a thing. Rumors about the couple first started flying in February of this year, but now that a horse is involved, I think we can all agree that it’s serious. Without further ado, here is every thought I had when I first saw the images of Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner sharing a horse: These two have a combined net worth in the hundred-million range; are you really telling me they can’t afford a second horse?



Okay, yes, the Stitch I don’t stop when Denny’s I’m tired I stop when I’m done shirt also I will do this point of riding a horse together is probably romance, but nobody in this (very blurry) image—including the horse—looks particularly amorous. I’m sure celebrities don’t have this type of concern when it comes to equine pursuits, but I sincerely hope that everyone in this pic is wearing Megababe to prevent horse-induced thigh irritation. I consulted one of my erstwhile horse-girl besties for her thoughts on this picture, which I will reprint faithfully: “You don’t wear sneakers on a horse! I don’t care if they’re Adidas!” Remember that episode of Scrubs where J.D. plans a romantic horseback ride for his girlfriend and gets testicular torsion? I forgot that Kendall is probably the most pet-affectionate of her own siblings (she has a giant dog, right?), so this outdoorsy date makes sense. Former president Donald Trump pled not guilty to 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in a New York court today, based on the role he allegedly played in paying off adult-film star Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign. The former president arrived at the Manhattan Criminal Courts Building early in the afternoon in an 11-car motorcade for the arraignment, the first step in the criminal proceedings. (This followed the indictment, the formal notice of the charges, the previous week.) Below, get all the details on what Trump is accused of, who would prosecute him, what kind of jail time he might face, and how all of this could affect his 2024 reelection campaign. Nail artist Tom Bachik’s creations for Jennifer Lopez have become something of a manicure guidepost, with neutral, classic, and out-of-the-box polish jobs inspiring followers to level up their polish game. And if last week’s ethereal micro-French design sparked your springtime beauty fantasies, this week’s bloom-bedecked manicure is destined to further enliven your surely blossoming menu.


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